Things you just don't get

[L'Incandescent]

There is no homosexuals in Iran.

 

[LawrenceMD]

I don't get why anyone would buy a supermarket freezer section pie over a normal fresh pie from the bake goods section.

Instructions say you have to bake it for 60-70min then you have to wait 2 ******* hours before consuming.

Thats over 3 ******* hours of baking and waiting just to eat pie.

 

[Kira]

Both of those pies are loaded with a lot of really bad ingredients..

 

[Kid Nickels]

Baking an actual pie from scratch will take you half a day… and it will probably suck.

 

[donjuan17]



Baking an actual pie from scratch will take you half a day… and it will probably suck.

And gods forbid you use a food processor!

 

[SixOhNine]



I don't get why anyone would buy a supermarket freezer section pie over a normal fresh pie from the bake goods section.

Instructions say you have to bake it for 60-70min then you have to wait 2 ******* hours before consuming.

Thats over 3 ******* hours of baking and waiting just to eat pie.

The bakery at my local grocery store blows. I'd probably prefer some frozen pie to the junk they bake on site.

 

[HRoi]



I hear there's no corruption in the Khalifah...

Wiz?

 

[Piobaire]

I don't get the cupcake fad.

 

[Kid Nickels]



And gods forbid you use a food processor!

idk about that, but srsly, baking pies well is not easy. Depends on the fruit, moisture content, making a really good crust and keeping it crisp on the bottom. Totally random, but interesting fact... a friend of mine is good friends with Kenny G and apparently he makes pies that literally will blow your ******* mind. It's like a thing with his bros to try to get him to bring you a pie because they're so good. Weird huh?

 

[L'Incandescent]

There are some people I know in real life who act like they've been personally betrayed when their favorite bands make records they don't like. It's hard for me to participate in conversations like that just be like "Man you gotta have some perspective on matters of life and also relax."

 

[otc]

What's so hard about making pie?

There is a reason it is a turn of phrase...it is really easy.

Maybe you won't make the best crust in the world, but you won't be that much worse than frozen crust...and the fillings are basically baked sugar...hard to get that wrong.

You have to be a gigantic fuckup to make inedible pie. That's the whole reason grocery store pie is still good--even with the apathetic effort put into them, they still taste decent.

 

[HRoi]

I may be the wrong person to ask...the only pie I know how to make is cream pie

 

[Kid Nickels]

^ You basically support my point.. yes, decent, good pie is easy. A truly excellent pie and crust is not. That's it. I mean really.. the majority of people cannot even bake decent cookies much less pie.

 

[donjuan17]



And gods forbid you use a food processor!

idk about that, but srsly, baking pies well is not easy. Depends on the fruit, moisture content, making a really good crust and keeping it crisp on the bottom. Totally random, but interesting fact... a friend of mine is good friends with Kenny G and apparently he makes pies that literally will blow your ******* mind. It's like a thing with his bros to try to get him to bring you a pie because they're so good. Weird huh?

Old joke that apparently everyone forgot :/

 

[SixOhNine]

Food processors are for lazy assholes that don't deserve to call themselves civilized, much less cooks.