Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[double00]

Or allude to your apparent potency. High 5 for the ***** and a wink and a horse click for the hot newb.

 

[Biscotti]



I'm talking about tinder, bumble

No. Things have been pretty bad, so when she was in the shower, I looked at her phone. She was messaging a friend how her matches on tinder and bumble sucked and there was no one to meet up with.

 

[lawyerdad]



No. Things have been pretty bad, so when she was in the shower, I looked at her phone. She was messaging a friend how her matches on tinder and bumble sucked and there was no one to meet up with.

Dude, that's ****** and the workplace thing is awkward.
That said, you are so ******* better off in the long run, and probably the short and medium runs as well.

 

[VaderDave]

I can't even imagine picking up my wife's phone and reading something like that on it. I would probably die on the spot.

 

[Find Finn]

I was hoping you had been sitting on the sofa next to her, while you both are swiping on tinder on your phone. Completely unknown to each other.

A little while into it you see her on tinder and...

B: why are you in tinder!
GF: what?!?
B: I just swiped you!
GF: are you on tinder?
GF: I just swiped you to. You didn't match
B: I think we should break up

 

[lawyerdad]

 

[venividivicibj]

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[ethanm]

So she now lives in my hometown.

You belong to the sea now.

 

[Biscotti]

I can't wait to just get out and start work. This relationship has been marsupialed for too long--I've so overextended myself buying her **** trying to keep her happy...but, I think I've learned a life lesson or two (or twenty).

Our relationship has pretty much been rocky from the get go, but the highs used to be high and the sex amazing. Now, no sex and good just means she isn't threatening to kill herself or completely belittling me. I'm not sexy enough...I'm boring...I'm not motivated enough...I have no hobbies...my style is bad...my cooking is ****...etc.

I think people on here who've met me in the real world can at least attest that I am probably not boring and that I am sexy. I mean, I've had to shoo away Patrick Booth on at least one occasion.

 

[lawyerdad]



I can't wait to just get out and start work. This relationship has been marsupialed for too long--I've so overextended myself buying her **** trying to keep her happy...but, I think I've learned a life lesson or two (or twenty).

Our relationship has pretty much been rocky from the get go, but the highs used to be high and the sex amazing. Now, no sex and good just means she isn't threatening to kill herself or completely belittling me. I'm not sexy enough...I'm boring...I'm not motivated enough...I have no hobbies...my style is bad...my cooking is ****...etc.

I think people on here who've met me in the real world can at least attest that I am probably not boring and that I am sexy. I mean, I've had to shoo away Patrick Booth on at least one occasion.

Well, she's obviously wrong. Tell her your hobby is type-talking with other dudes online on a site called "StyleForum". That'll show her!

 

[HRoi]

I think you're sexy, biscotti

 

[edinatlanta]

a quick glance of biscotti's pics is enough to lose one's libido for a thousand lives.

 

[lawyerdad]

Well, that explains a lot. Edina must tape biscotti's picture to his forehead every time he goes out.

 

[Find Finn]



I think you're sexy, biscotti

Man you are turning in to GF first you are tiptoeing around *************s with a camera and now you like biscotti's.

 

[HRoi]

I'm offended. GF copied MY shtick