Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[Piobaire]

Just made an emergency ingredient run to the grocery store. ******* pigs that empty their ashtrays in parking lots. Some hugely fat, greasy looking **** was leaning out of his ************* and dumping a tray full of butts on a nice, clean, DCG median with a smoke hanging out of his gaping yap.

 

[SixOhNine]



They say that suicide rates are always highest during holidays and now I think I know why.

It's all these ASPCA and Wounded Warrior commercials

Having Thanksgiving dinner with my girl and her parents. Her father chews with his mouth open. Her mother talks with her mouth full. It won't be myself, but I might be forced to kill someone.

 

[Find Finn]

Are you dating my 600lb cousin, because you just described my aunt and uncle.

 

[GreenFrog]

I had to poast-poane a date tonight because I have two zits on my nose

 

[indesertum]

Would @Bhowie postpone a date cuz of two zits?

 

[Piobaire]



Would @Bhowie postpone a date cuz of two zits?

He'd just comb his beard over them.

 

[indesertum]

He looks like Ned Flanders now

 

[HRoi]

Bhowie, or GF?

 

[venividivicibj]

Just one month left before we pass it off to a new batch of suckers editors. btw, a friend of mine transferred to your alma mater and showed me the write on. I thought UCLA's was bad but that thing was a beast.
That's disgusting.

Lawyer didn't go to SC did he?

 

[mordecai]



Lawyer didn't go to SC did he? 

why would my friend have transferred from a good school to a ****** school?

 

[indesertum]



Bhowie, or GF?

Bhowie

Never met GF but assuming he looks cherubic cuz he's Korean

 

[Piobaire]



why would my friend have transferred from a good school to a ****** school?

Trust fund was revoked?

 

[Harold falcon]

Oh man, I try to do a good deed and the turkey and potatoes from yesterday have bottled themselves up in my colon and are creating a poison gas factory. My farts have been so bad last night I can taste it in the air. May have to open a window even though it's below freezing outside.

 

[BillinFool]

I've recently come unto hard times. I am the worl's largest supplier of provel cheese in Sain Louis and I do darn good buisness with local pizza chains.

Unfortunately my accounts receiables have ballooned to the detriment of my cash flows! Let's just say that I plan to share the pain with Sain Louis purveyors of Imos no two ways about it.

Anyways, I do feel somewhat better because I spoke to my good friend and he said, "Silly BillinFool, you may be cash flow poor but you're asset rich! Accounts receivables count as assets!!" and by gosh darnit he's right!

 

[L'Incandescent]

Wait, so does that mean Imo's prices are not going to be raised after all? Now you got me to condition of worried, BillinFool.