Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[GreenFrog]

Dfw u randomly wake up at 7 with a raging migraine so u pop dat excedrin of medication but the caffeine kicks in before u can fall back asleep

 

[SirReveller]

You need to drink more agua before bed brah.

 

[Numbernine]

I haven't had a headache ,aside from an occasional raging hangover, in 50 years

 

[Piobaire]



I have one.. that I never wear anymore cause of my Apple Watch.

For sale for tree fiddy.

If you can toss in a pink tie I'm interested.

 

[L'Incandescent]

I dreamed last night that I purchased Blue Spark Watch. The watch that came in the mail had a gold bracelet and the face was blue with gold hands. I was like "This ain't Blue Spark Watch!"

 

[L'Incandescent]

Okay just went to my local Lincoln dealer inquired into buying a Navilgator. When I specifically requested yellow color they scoffed told me a luxury brand like Lincoln would not produce a yellow automobile not in keeping with their repeetation. I was like "Uh, hate to break it to you but I got a Maybach in yellow if they can accommeldate my request then Lincoln certainly can as well." They wouldn't budge, though, so I left the scene.

 

[Numbernine]

Okay just went to my local Lincoln dealer inquired into buying a Navilgator. When I specifically requested yellow color they scoffed told me a luxury brand like Lincoln would not produce a yellow automobile not in keeping with their repeetation. I was like "Uh, hate to break it to you but I got a Maybach in yellow if they can accommeldate my request then Lincoln certainly can as well." They wouldn't budge, though, so I left the scene.

 

[L'Incandescent]

Is that yours?

 

[Numbernine]

Is that yours?

Its my wife mines pink

 

[lasbar]

He is such a positive caring person.

I can't believe that.

 

[lasbar]

He is such a positive caring person.

I can't believe that.

 

[L'Incandescent]

Looks like Dez Bryant han went into a fury state because the media did accuse him of wishing ill of an injured player. Whether he truly did wish ill is a question of which we may never know the answer just differnt opinions on it.

 

[lawyerdad]

Idiots who send you an email with some document or information in it, and then call you 45 seconds after sending it and try to launch immediately into a discussion of the email's content, apparently assuming you spend your day poised in front of the computer screen waiting to eagerly, immediately read whatever pointless bullshit they might send your way.

Screw you, dipshit. You just guaranteed you're not getting a call back until after lunch.

 

[SirReveller]

I wanted to know what you thought of my latest selfies NOW not LATER!

and you call yourself an "image consultant." tsk tsk

 

[VaderDave]



Idiots who send you an email with some document or information in it, and then call you 45 seconds after sending it and try to launch immediately into a discussion of the emails content, apparently assuming you spend your day poised in front of the computer screen waiting to eagerly, immediately read whatever pointless bullshit they might send your way.

Screw you, dipshit. You just guaranteed you're not getting a call back until after lunch.

Yup. My favorite is when a client schedules an 8:00 Monday meeting for a document review, sends the documents via e-mail to my secretary over the weekend, then shows up and is upset that I haven't received the documents from my secretary who didn't come in over the weekend and isn't in the office yet (she usually arrives around 9:00). Invariably, my secretary will have told the client at least a week ahead of time that we need plenty of time to review the document they are sending over.