Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[ter1413]



I don't care what the Sephora associate told you - your female colleagues are laughing behind your back today!

FTFY

 

[GreenFrog]



I think JapanAlex did tell me that once...

Well, it does kinda suck.. I'll be paying a hefty bill this year again. I need to stop doing so many short term trades.

You're under the impression you're legally required to wear make-up? You really need to check in with me or Harold more often.

You do realize that instead of the young guy who came to the office with a hickey one Monday, you're now the young guy who suddenly started wearing make-up? I don't care what the Sephora associate told you - your female colleagues, at the very least, can tell you're wearing make-up.

Not sure if serious... are you actually suggesting I go to work with these hickeys on full display? They're really ******* bad (I am not going out with this girl again even though she wants to keep seeing me).

Anyway, I don't care if they notice. It's the gesture -- that I'm trying to hide some shameful **** -- that counts.

 

[lawyerdad]



Not sure if serious... are you actually suggesting I go to work with these hickeys on full display? They're really ******* bad (I am not going out with this girl again even though she wants to keep seeing me).

Anyway, I don't care if they notice. It's the gesture -- that I'm trying to hide some shameful **** -- that counts.

Totally serious. A year or two I came to work with the first visible hickey I'd had in -- I don't know, probably years. It was kind of fun. "What happened to your neck? Is that a hickey?" "Oh, you know . . . just one of those things." [exact nature of accompanying grin depends on whether the other person in the conversation is a flirt-worthy gal, among other factors] Still not sure where the shameful part comes in.

But your point about the gesture is a fair one.

 

[brokencycle]



You're under the impression you're legally required to wear make-up? You really need to check in with me or Harold more often.

You do realize that instead of the young guy who came to the office with a hickey one Monday, you're now the young guy who suddenly started wearing make-up? I don't care what the Sephora associate told you - your female colleagues, at the very least, can tell you're wearing make-up.

Well, we do know he loves hiring lawyers.

 

[GreenFrog]



Well, we do know he loves hiring lawyers.

How else am I supposed to fund Harvey brah's drinking habits?

And lawyerdad brah's grindr subscription?

 

[Fang66]



Lmao I'm just sitting back and laughing at y'all crafting your own stupid narratives about me and judging me for **** I never said or implied

She's 21 and had a serious hankering for deez nuts after our date.

You let her chew on your neck, she wants it, but didn't **** her, beta.

 

[GreenFrog]

Damn, I guess we didn't **** then because Fang66 says we didn't. Well, that blows!!

Also, you keep calling me beta as a way to offend me. It really doesn't. But you're the type of guy who gets off on all that alpha / beta stuff, so I'm assuming you think you're alpha. So, if I want to be more alpha, I should be more like you, right?

So, I'll move to a foreign country where my appeal on the basis of my skin color is greater. I'll get a job teaching english because that's the only marketable skill I have. I'll go on a sex tour in Thailand and pay to **** lady boys.

And last but not least, I guess I should post in DT more often so I can masturbate to these pictures instead of ******* my actual wife:

Is the pot calling the kettle black? Methinks so.

 

[lasbar]



But wound up sucking on your neck instead?

Might be a fan of Buffy or True Blood.

 

[Piobaire]



Spoiler

Damn, I guess we didn't **** then because Fang66 says we didn't. Well, that blows!!

Also, you keep calling me beta as a way to offend me. It really doesn't. But you're the type of guy who gets off on all that alpha / beta stuff, so I'm assuming you think you're alpha. So, if I want to be more alpha, I should be more like you, right?

So, I'll move to a foreign country where my appeal on the basis of my skin color is greater. I'll get a job teaching english because that's the only marketable skill I have. I'll go on a sex tour in Thailand and pay to **** lady boys.

And last but not least, I guess I should post in DT more often so I can masturbate to these pictures instead of ******* my actual wife:

Is the pot calling the kettle black? Methinks so.

 

[Mulan]

@GreenFrog If you think something like this is going to happen again, really, just buy some bb cream online or at the drug store. Google Missha. Apply about a quarter of a dime size amount on the area, and smooth it out. Go one shade darker than what you think your skin tone is so it doesn't appear that one area of your neck looks more pale.

 

[lasbar]

Just tell her not to do it...

 

[Mulan]

^That too, but who can resist?

 

[lasbar]



^That too, but who can resist? 

Are you a vampire or what?

 

[Big Pun]



GF could really use a stint in the military. I'm not saying we should have conscription but everyone should at least have to go to boot camp/basic the summer before they go to college. 

Please no. We already have enough pansies in the ranks.

 

[Fang66]



Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

Damn, I guess we didn't **** then because Fang66 says we didn't. Well, that blows!!

Also, you keep calling me beta as a way to offend me. It really doesn't. But you're the type of guy who gets off on all that alpha / beta stuff, so I'm assuming you think you're alpha. So, if I want to be more alpha, I should be more like you, right?

So, I'll move to a foreign country where my appeal on the basis of my skin color is greater. I'll get a job teaching english because that's the only marketable skill I have. I'll go on a sex tour in Thailand and pay to **** lady boys.

And last but not least, I guess I should post in DT more often so I can masturbate to these pictures instead of ******* my actual wife:

Is the pot calling the kettle black? Methinks so

.

Ahh the beta puffs out his chest.