Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[HRoi]



I'm a cheap bastard. I should splurge on myself moar.

In b4 HRoi / lawyerdad wordplay joak on "splurging on myself"

This is all you. Your sub-mente is reminding you of how much you want to be splooged on, even as you are discussing something else

 

[ethanm]

I use soft shackles made from Dyneema to fasten my shoes. I did the splicing myself.

 

[L'Incandescent]

Now that everone be use "mobile phones" you can't express yourn anger by slamming down the phone. What I do is I yell "kkkkkk" and then press the red button for "End Call," but it's not the same.

 

[Geoffrey Firmin]

My ISP had a system outage issue on Wedneday night great no Wifi no internet. Then i find the Air Port has up and died as well $300 for a new Air Port **** Apple. And the system is still not working FUBAR.

Of course this happens in the middle of bluk recruitment round I am workinng on for the AG department and all the documentation I need is on my computer which I can't transfer to my iPad and I can't get on to the ISP technical support becaue I am in and out of phone calls all day doinng referee checks.:

 

[L'Incandescent]

It seems like your technology fails at least ten times more frequently than the technology of the average person.

 

[Geoffrey Firmin]



It seems like your technology fails at least ten times more frequently than the technology of the average person.

It doesn't like me and is out to prove it.

 

[erictheobscure]



Now that everone be use "mobile phones" you can't express yourn anger by slamming down the phone. What I do is I yell "kkkkkk" and then press the red button for "End Call," but it's not the same.

is it really such a good idea for a shaved-headed white dude to yell out "***"--once, twice, or however many times?

 

[L'Incandescent]

I got Dutch heritage to me ain't no one would suspect me of retrograde views!

 

[edinatlanta]



I got Dutch heritage to me ain't no one would suspect me of retrograde views!

Momma always told me that "baldness is god smiting a Dutch Calvinist for a past life's sins not atoned for." Turns out she was right. Ain't never been a baldy who weren't some Dutch Calvinist.

 

[eduardo14]

I can't stand the ppl at my gym who think that they do no need to scan their badge and just walk in..lazy out of shape bastards

 

[brokencycle]

Phone trees. This is especially annoying when they have a really long intro. I just called a company that had 2 minutes worth of information that was relevant to why I was calling before I could even select the option I wanted.

 

[L'Incandescent]

Here's something people say betimes "If your tie don't pick up a color in yourn suit then you ain't know how to dress haw haw haw!!!" I'm like "I'm not even going to respond to that it would endanger my mente to discuss at your level."

 

[ethanm]

Sometimes on Twitter when I search new songs I like I feel lame because I don't know any of the slang people are using.

 

[indesertum]

Why would you search for new songs on twitter

 

[L'Incandescent]

I listened to a sad song to where I weeped a tear befell onto my computer now my computer is "on the fritz" (doesn't function to full capabilities).