Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[VaderDave]



My father, and his insistence that I: a) don't spend "too much money"; b) not move out. He's also still stuck in this rut of calling me a child. I don't mind "kid", no objections to "boy", but "child"?

How about "grom"?

 

[HRoi]

I fully realize that these issues are very much avoidable but I've drowned my phone twice now this year.

I really wish Apple would make a waterproof phone, or at least one that can survive a quick dunking. Samsung already does

 

[gomestar]

my sister in law's iPhone survived 15 minutes in a river, but then ate it a few months later when she spilled wine on it.

 

[GreenFrog]

The 6s is highly water resistant FYI

 

[Van Veen]

Why do people feel compelled to ruin perfectly good things like chocolate chip cookies by getting creative and adding rosemary and bacon?

 

[brokencycle]

Why do people feel compelled to ruin perfectly good things like chocolate chip cookies by getting creative and adding rosemary and bacon?

Why don't people like walnuts in their chocolate chip cookies?

 

[GreenFrog]



Why don't people like walnuts in their chocolate chip cookies?

Cookies aren't the only thing you want nuts in.

 

[SixOhNine]



Why don't people like walnuts in their chocolate chip cookies?

Because walnuts make perfectly good cookies taste like dirt.

 

[HRoi]



Cookies aren't the only thing you want nuts in.

Resting on his chin being the other place

 

[venividivicibj]

Not in his mouth?

 

[GreenFrog]



Resting on his chin being the other place

Resting? More like slapping against.

 

[L'Incandescent]

Here's a non-exhaustive list of things I'm growing weary of:

Flip flops
Ranch dressing
Beargs
Hoodies
People saying "take it easy" to conclude a conversation
People be think their favorite candidate is definitely going to win the presidelncy after they got off that good one-liner in the debate
Pairings (wine, beer, excedra)
Curating things

 

[lawyerdad]



Here's a non-exhaustive list of things I'm growing weary of:

Flip flops
Ranch dressing
Beargs
Hoodies
People saying "take it easy" to conclude a conversation
People be think their favorite candidate is definitely going to win the presidelncy after they got off that good one-liner in the debate
Pairings (wine, beer, excedra)
Curating things

dat pun doe

 

[GreenFrog]

Okay gang, today marks second day in a row where Chipolte resterlant didn't have any hot salsa. Puts me to condition of PO'ed.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, more shame on you! No two ways about it.

 

[lawyerdad]



Okay gang, today marks second day in a row where Chipolte resterlant didn't have any hot salsa. Puts me to condition of PO'ed.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, more shame on you! No two ways about it.

Their "hot" is kinda weaksauce to begin with.