The Ultimate Toronto Thread

[Jamesbond1]

You’re a weird dude.

You are in high school? Dude!
Weird coming from you is irrelevant.

I’m not going to call you any names.

 

[larimars]

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[partenopean]

Fellow Stylish Torontonians --

I wish you all a Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukkah, and Prosperous non-Abrahamic religion festivities!

My holiday thoughts and wishes --

If President-elect President Donald Trump wants to annex Canada as his 51st state, I would welcome the invading Trump army as liberators!

I can't afford anything here. I missed out totally on Black Friday sales because there was no delivery. The stuff I ordered from before Halloween is stuck in limbo and/or lost.

I get free healthcare, but free what? I don't have a family doctor since they dislicensed mine who allegedly prescribed narcotics to his buddy who shared/sold it (he later went back to Chile, his birthland), and then they assigned me a new family doctor who is highly suspect because she diagnosed my shoulder impingement as a "tear". No I am not questioning her credentials or don't care she only started in Ontario in 2021 -- I am sure doctors even on other planets know the difference between a rotator cuff tear (usually happens to 90 year old osteo females) and an impingment (a guy who fell down). She just holds fake medical certifications which CPSO somehow accepted!

As for our beloved Toronto -- international "students" are now are biggest demographic. They piss all over the subways stations and openly *********** streets. We are going to have cholera and diphtheria epidemics this summer.

President-elect President Trump will announce 25+% tariffs in his inauguration address. My family business that relies heavily on exports to our American friends will take a massive hit.
Where are our leaders? On vacation! Deep in the throes, no doubt, of some homoerotic cavorting on some Swiss ski slope. Our PM will be dancing in some Brampton temple wearing clothes historically worn by bridegrooms from a bygone princely age, while snorting crack and toasting Come-ah-la Feminina, like some sort of demented ape on meth.

Our taxes are among the highest in the world. Our stores are being looted by foreign gangs that drive trucks through the front entraces. We are the main transit hub for Made in Harbin fentanyl destined for San Francisco.

Our banks are inept and have the highest fees in any G7 country.

President-elect President Trump, soon to be President Trump, will set us free. I will be able to afford **** again, and can buy it online! Our streets will be clean and free from disease. He will make Canada great again.

 

[KWang94]

Fellow Stylish Torontonians --

I wish you all a Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukkah, and Prosperous non-Abrahamic religion festivities!

My holiday thoughts and wishes --

If President-elect President Donald Trump wants to annex Canada as his 51st state, I would welcome the invading Trump army as liberators!

I can't afford anything here. I missed out totally on Black Friday sales because there was no delivery. The stuff I ordered from before Halloween is stuck in limbo and/or lost.

I get free healthcare, but free what? I don't have a family doctor since they dislicensed mine who allegedly prescribed narcotics to his buddy who shared/sold it (he later went back to Chile, his birthland), and then they assigned me a new family doctor who is highly suspect because she diagnosed my shoulder impingement as a "tear". No I am not questioning her credentials or don't care she only started in Ontario in 2021 -- I am sure doctors even on other planets know the difference between a rotator cuff tear (usually happens to 90 year old osteo females) and an impingment (a guy who fell down). She just holds fake medical certifications which CPSO somehow accepted!

As for our beloved Toronto -- international "students" are now are biggest demographic. They piss all over the subways stations and openly *********** streets. We are going to have cholera and diphtheria epidemics this summer.

President-elect President Trump will announce 25+% tariffs in his inauguration address. My family business that relies heavily on exports to our American friends will take a massive hit.
Where are our leaders? On vacation! Deep in the throes, no doubt, of some homoerotic cavorting on some Swiss ski slope. Our PM will be dancing in some Brampton temple wearing clothes historically worn by bridegrooms from a bygone princely age, while snorting crack and toasting Come-ah-la Feminina, like some sort of demented ape on meth.

Our taxes are among the highest in the world. Our stores are being looted by foreign gangs that drive trucks through the front entraces. We are the main transit hub for Made in Harbin fentanyl destined for San Francisco.

Our banks are inept and have the highest fees in any G7 country.

President-elect President Trump, soon to be President Trump, will set us free. I will be able to afford **** again, and can buy it online! Our streets will be clean and free from disease. He will make Canada great again.

You need some serious psychiatric help.

 

[RapFan]

There's a couple fellas here that could use some sunshine pills