The Top 10 Cars for Douchebags

[paeday]

This thread reminds me of a joke a colleague told me the other day:

"What's the difference between a (insert car make here) and a porcupine? On the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."

 

[deathrow1986]

every tupperware cartoon car out there

or every 10 dollar car with a 20 dollar muffler

 

[tiger02]

Originally Posted by J'aimelescravates

Interesting list! I agree with it for the most part, especially with BMW. As other pointed out, it is usually the 325,330,335i,6series, X and some of the M crowd that are the douchiest. 5,7 series are, in my experience, not all that douchey in neither their driving nor their attitude. Z4 drivers can be douchey. Z3 drivers are generally fun, reasonable people.

Funny the country differences. In Germany, BMW might as well be Toyota in the US. Porsches are the douche car and Mercs are for people who drive like assholes. Hungary, Audi drivers have that special Merc attitude. Not so many bimmers on the road at all. Was with a couple of buddies doing a road trip from Rome to Barcelona two summers back. Coming through the tunnel out of Monaco, we hear a roar behind us and a Ferrari blows by us inside the tunnel. Then passes coming the other way before we get out! I wanted to pull over and let the guy **** me like a twelve year old girl. Uh, do I still qualify for reasonable?

 

[dl20]

Originally Posted by SystemShock

FWIW, a friend of mine who used to work at a full-serve gas station was quizzed by me on this, i.e. "What make of car has the highest percentage of douchebag drivers?".

He didn't even hesitate. Beemers. Apparently, BMW drivers are douchebags about 95% of the time. That's the ratio he gave, anyway.



...

Sure your buddy isn't a little bitter about pumping gas for a living?

dl

 

[binge]

Originally Posted by tiger02

Was with a couple of buddies doing a road trip from Rome to Barcelona two summers back. Coming through the tunnel out of Monaco, we hear a roar behind us and a Ferrari blows by us inside the tunnel. Then passes coming the other way before we get out! I wanted to pull over and let the guy **** me like a twelve year old girl.

I think SoCal just bought a Ferrari.