Stupid s*** my roommate says

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by Joseph K. Bank

Excuse me but that is not the sentiment I gathered from your previous statement and I cannot help but to feel that you are not being honest about the situation.
Excuse me but please go jump off of a cliff.

 

[Go Surface]

Conne's not creative enough to make this **** up.

 

[RyJ Maduro]

Reminds me of one of the regulars from the shop, we call him Murmur.

Reacting to a headline on the news, he asked what a "my-so-gine-ist" was.

I said, "no it's 'misogynist.'"

"What's that, one who gives massages?"

 

[Connemara]

Tonight was just too good. Half an hour ago I started polishing some shoes. A little while into it, he goes "Ugh what is that smell?" So I tell him and he gets all freaked out and says, "I am allergic to Palmolive!" ...........No idea what that has to do with anything. Anyways, a few minutes later he goes "Arghhh I am gettin' a massive headache. These fumes are killin' me man." For the past twenty minutes he has been making every noise imaginable: grunting, groaning, whining, moaning. It is so funny because I know it's all fake. He then told me the reason for his troubles. "You see, I am not a spitter, so I get this buildup of phlegm in my throat and then I can't breathe."

 

[Joseph K. Bank]

Originally Posted by Connemara

This afternoon, he insisted repeatedly that Long Island is a part of NYC. I laughed at first, figuring it was a joke (keep in mind that he is from Queens). He got a bit angry and said, "Don't test me man, I am from the city."
(

COnn Long ISland IS a part of NYC . DIOdn't tgehy teach you geo at Choat??

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by Joseph K. Bank

COnn Long ISland IS a part of NYC . DIOdn't tgehy teach you geo at Choat??
He was referring to the whole island, douchebag. I think you drink more often than I do.

 

[RJman]

Originally Posted by Joseph K. Bank

COnn Long ISland IS a part of NYC . DIOdn't tgehy teach you geo at Choat??

Conne went to Choate?

 

[Joseph K. Bank]

Originally Posted by Connemara

He was referring to the whole island, douchebag.

I think you drink more often than I do.

You don't have to use that type of language. It's very degrading if you haven't already been told yet. I hope you have apologized to your roommate and let him have the peace of mind to know that a large portion of Long Island is a part of New York City. I also feel at times that it's hard to admit I am wrong to someone's face. Maybe you could leave a post it note on the map that you were looking at together to clarify the matter? This could be an easier way to reconcile.

 

[Deluks917]

I'd either shoot myself or just not talk to him, honestly this seems like it would piss me off.

 

[Fulcannelli]

Originally Posted by Connemara

He asked me to take this ******* weird-ass picture.

sorry but I cant stop thinking of the shrimp boat guy in forest gump...

 

[thekunk07]

my wife is my roomate but still says some stupid ****.

 

[X-It]

You are Dutch? You're not Chinese?!

 

[Connemara]

Guess who called today?

He's phoned me a few times this summer and I just never called back for some reason. So he left me a voicemail... "Mike, you ******...you never call me back you bastard. I..I can't believe we are not friends. Why do you hate me?" It was his trademark dry humor. I called back and we had a nice conversation. We agreed to keep in touch and he even urged me to visit him the next time I'm in NYC. I think I'll, uh, skip that...

 

[Orsini]

Originally Posted by Connemara

Guess who called today?

He's phoned me a few times this summer and I just never called back for some reason. So he left me a voicemail... "Mike, you ******...you never call me back you bastard. I..I can't believe we are not friends. Why do you hate me?" It was his trademark dry humor. I called back and we had a nice conversation. We agreed to keep in touch and he even urged me to visit him the next time I'm in NYC. I think I'll, uh, skip that...
I though you killed that guy...

 

[Southern-Nupe]

Originally Posted by Connemara

We were watching the Daily Show once, and Lynne Cheney was on, and as her name was PROMINENTLY DISPLAYED on the bottom of the screen he goes "Who is she?" I said, "Cheney's husband" and he just looked so confused.

Thats hilarious!

However, I got you beat Connie. The roommate I had while in the military, actually stated that he was planning on voting for Clinton during the 2000 election (I had to explain the 2 terms to him). In addition, he did not know how MLK died, or what a marital aid was, in fact one of my buddies convinced him to ask his mother to get him one for Christmas (luckily I stepped in, and recommended that he not do this).