sh*tmydadsays

[lefty]

Gotta love a grumpy old guy:

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

lefty

 

[whiteslashasian]

Best site I've seen in ages.

Thanks for the lulz.

 

[lance konami]

ROFL those are hilarious.

"You're being ******* dramatic. You own a TV and an air mattress. That's not exactly what I'd call "a lot to lose."

 

[lance konami]

"It's just a ******* june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"

this is too good...I'm sitting here at work just cracking up to myself but I can't stop reading these...

 

[spertia]

These quotes are very good, but I'm wondering if someone is just making them up.

 

[j]

Originally Posted by spertia

These quotes are very good, but I'm wondering if someone is just making them up.
Cracking up. If someone's making them up, he should have a job as a comedy writer.

 

[HomerJ]

There's no way this much gold comes from one old man.

I'll be using this one.

"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you."

 

[Ambulance Chaser]

This is actually pretty profound advice:

"That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them."

 

[HRoi]

bwahaha....some of this sounds like the **** my own dad told me

 

[sonick]

"I'm having a Makers Mark, you want one? What? 7up? I ain't mixing ******* makers with 7up. Might as well put a lil' ******* umbrella in it"

 

[Big Pun]

Goddamit. I haven't been on twitter yet and you made me change that. Awesome find.

 

[videogeek]

Twitter is a waste of time, but that feed is enough to get me on it again. Good find.

 

[tiecollector]

"A scar ain't 13 god damned stitches. I'll introduce you to men with REAL scars, then we'll all laugh at your ******* 13 stitches together."


Nothing more true than this one:

"The universe does not give a **** about you. You are a speck in its ****."

 

[Unbreakable]

this **** is gold

"I wanted to see Detroit win. I've been there. It's like God *********** on a parking lot. They deserve some good news."

 

[lefty]

This will no doubt suck the life out of it, but good for the kid.

http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/11/twitt...s-tv-deal.html

lefty