I just had the most terrifying dream

[Eason]

Shhh, and yes, she is the perfect girl to marry so I will be good.

FYI we have a deal: it's okay if it's P4P, they have a penis, or she doesn't know.

 

[MetroStyles]

Originally Posted by Eason

Shhh, and yes, she is the perfect girl to marry so I will be good.

FYI we have a deal: it's okay if it's P4P, they have a penis, or she doesn't know.

Lol sounds like a keeper.

 

[chuckseabreeze]

Originally Posted by RSS

I once had a dream that I told my mother I was getting a divorce and she responded, "You do and you're out of the will." Oh wait ... that wasn't a dream.

Did she follow through with this threat?

 

[TheDarkKnight]

Originally Posted by Eason

Shhh, and yes, she is the perfect girl to marry so I will be good.

FYI we have a deal: it's okay if it's P4P, they have a penis, or she doesn't know.


P4P - honestly I have to use urban dictionary everyday on this forum

To be fair I guessed it as "pay for poon" so was pretty close.

 

[TheDarkKnight]

Originally Posted by Eason

Anyway, I'm 24 now but will I live to be 25, the way these things are going, I don't know. (Yes I will live to be 25, it's in 11 days)

25 is pretty young to be getting married these days, so perhaps your dream was warranted

"Figures from the Office for National Statistics show that marriage rates are the lowest since records began, with the number of weddings in 2007 down by a quarter compared with 1991.

People are also waiting longer to marry, the average groom being now almost 37 years old and the bride nearly 34

marriage rates have plummeted due to Job scares, divorce payoffs and that lavish do - The average cost of a wedding is now over £20,000. So it is easy to see why, if you are worried about redundancy or are a young couple who can't get a foot on the housing ladder, getting married may not be a priority."

I want to get married in the next few years, but it will be a registry office followed by awesome holiday for me and my wife - not spunking up 20k of debt to please others!!

 

[chuckseabreeze]

Originally Posted by TheDarkKnight

People are also waiting longer to marry, the average groom being now almost 37 years old and the bride nearly 34
Jesus...For reals?

 

[MetroStyles]

Originally Posted by chuckseabreeze

Jesus...For reals?

I'm sure that includes second/third/fourth marriages. The average age of first marriage I am sure is still much less than that.

 

[Rambo]

I don't dream. Its weird.

 

[RSS]

Originally Posted by chuckseabreeze

Did she follow through with this threat?
Fortunately I didn't have to find out ... things turned around.

 

[Sherman90]

Originally Posted by Eason

MetroStyles, everything is good with her. Actually, she called me a couple weeks back and wanted to talk, it was the "Russell, I'm not getting younger... and I'm still not married..." talk, she wanted me to give her a spreadsheet schedule for the rest of our life, which ended up in me convincing her to wait and see where we are after she finishes grad school in a year instead. Anyway, I'm 24 now but will I live to be 25, the way these things are going, I don't know. (Yes I will live to be 25, it's in 11 days)

What makes you say that?

 

[Sherman90]

Originally Posted by Rambo

I don't dream. Its weird.

You don't stop dreaming, that's why you can't remember them.

 

[RedLantern]

Originally Posted by Sherman90

What makes you say that?

I believe Coolio makes him say that.

 

[Eason]

Originally Posted by TheDarkKnight

25 is pretty young to be getting married these days, so perhaps your dream was warranted

"Figures from the Office for National Statistics show that marriage rates are the lowest since records began, with the number of weddings in 2007 down by a quarter compared with 1991.

People are also waiting longer to marry, the average groom being now almost 37 years old and the bride nearly 34

marriage rates have plummeted due to Job scares, divorce payoffs and that lavish do - The average cost of a wedding is now over £20,000. So it is easy to see why, if you are worried about redundancy or are a young couple who can't get a foot on the housing ladder, getting married may not be a priority."

I want to get married in the next few years, but it will be a registry office followed by awesome holiday for me and my wife - not spunking up 20k of debt to please others!!

I agree with this- spend not a lot on a wedding, spend a lot on a long, awesome experience for both of us. And if we get killed in Yemen, well, it's probably still better than being married for the rest of our lives. /cynical

 

[spb_lady]

Originally Posted by Eason

I agree with this- spend not a lot on a wedding, spend a lot on a long, awesome experience for both of us. And if we get killed in Yemen, well, it's probably still better than being married for the rest of our lives. /cynical

"My wife and I pondered for a while whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have."

Woody Allen

just remembered

 

[ShelterIslandMike]

Before you get married, make sure you get a legal pad at Walmart and write down everything you know that your future bride is doing to make money. You'll need that later - for the divorce - when she tells you that she gave up her career as the highest paid rocket scientist in the world in order to marry you and help your career. Also, get a diary and make a notation every single time you get laid throughout your marriage. That way, later on, you'll get to know exactly how much she's been charging for *****.