How slim fit can my swim trunks be before it starts to look gay?

[DLester]

Originally Posted by hamish5178

What the **** is this ****?

That is only added automatically if you send an email, meaning OP typed that in.

So excited for your iPad bro, srsly.

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yah **** that dude

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[GBR]

It is only "gay" in your mind, no one else's.

 

[sho'nuff]

Heck I'd wear 0" inseam and 7" rise if I could in a swimming trunk. If I knew ahead of time what date ill be wearing it I'd be cardio/dieting like hell prior to it though.

As for now I just own a couple of unflattering old navy swimming trunks. But ill get to the speedo look one day.

 

[JustinW]

Originally Posted by sho'nuff

Heck I'd wear 0" inseam and 7" rise if I could in a swimming trunk.

Please wear Speedos underneath ..... small inseams can lead to sea snakes sightings.

 

[VeloTime]

I've got a couple pairs of the Park & Ronen 4" and I do tend to get some odd glances at the beach every now and again. But I could give a ****, they look good. I guess the shaved cyclist legs may stand out a bit as well...

I was out with some friends on vacation and a few of them were giving me a hard time about them, but again, who cares. The ones talking **** were the ones who are 40lbs overweight in Oakley board shorts down to their knees. When it's ~100 degrees I don't need that much fabric hanging around.

As long as you're in decent shape and can pull them off go for it.

Going to have to check out those udt's for lap swimming...

 

[KPO89]

Originally Posted by hamish5178

What the **** is this ****? That is only added automatically if you send an email, meaning OP typed that in. So excited for your iPad bro, srsly. -Sent from my MacBook Pro
You haven't heard of the new SF emailing feature...its great. It gives the really insecure guys the ability to poll our opinions even when they aren't near a computer. -Sent from his girlfriend's maxIpad

 

[Master-Classter]

when they start to creap up your ass and other men start checking you out... that's about the point where they look gay

 

[phoenixrecon]

dolphin shorts are bad ass yo


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[XeF4]

What if there is a slight buldge showing? Would that make it gay?


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[Master-Classter]

what's the growth rate?

 

[trafficjam]

Originally Posted by Master-Classter

what's the growth rate?

Natural log.

 

[Scooba]

I think both gay guys and straight girls are looking for more than a "slight buldge"

 

[TheButler]

Originally Posted by XeF4

What if there is a slight buldge showing? Would that make it gay?


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That would make you inadequate. Go big or go home.

 

[JustinW]

Originally Posted by Scooba

I think both gay guys and straight girls are looking for more than a "slight buldge"

Yup. Go baggy or deploy a giant rudder in your swim trunks.

 

[edmorel]

My trunks are so slim fit, people can tell I am not Jewish.