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Q: What weighs 2,000 pounds and pinches?

A: An elephant wearing a tight tuxedo.
 
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Since someone started this thread...

Q: How do you put a tuxedo-wearing elephant in the fridge?



A: You open the door of the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.




Q: How do you put a tuxedo-wearing tiger in the fridge?



A: You open the door of the fridge, take the elephant out, put the tiger in, and close the door.




Q: The King of the Jungle calls a summit meeting of all animals. All animals were present at the meeing, except for...?



A: The tuxedo-wearing tiger, who is still in the fridge.




Q: A group of adventurers need to cross a river that is known for being infested with crocodiles. How do they get across?



A: They swim across. All the crocodiles are at the jungle summit meeting.
 

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