****** Brand Names That Doom a Project to Failure

[Nil]

Originally Posted by ysb

Skull Jeans by Analchemist
Word. I thought about getting a pair of Skulls awhile back but couldn't get over that Anal Chemist thing. Made me think the brand was created by Tobias Funke and made never nude cutoffs on the side.

 

[zissou]

Bonobos Why the hell would anyone name a men's clothing line after rampantly promiscuous bisexual primates? Whenever I see this:

I think of this:

 

[Saul Silver]

What Goes Around Comes Around
Billionaire Boy's Club
Creative Recreation

 

[ZhiMingBuFanDe]

+1 to bonobos, everytime i see the name i only think of the time in 7th grade when my science teacher made us watch a video about monkeys ******* one another.

 

[Brothersport]

i swear to god i just found this when shopping for the gf: "Pray for Mother Nature, the newest premium denim line has perfected the ultimate lightweight legging jean offered in multiple styles..."

 

[Ringo]

****** and Zoltar the Magnificent on yoox.

 

[pebblegrain]

Originally Posted by Mr. Moo

Self Edge... selvedge... they're a jean store...

naming yourself after the single most hypebeast meaningless feature in the product you sell is good?

I guess the next americana workwear store should be called Flan Nelz

 

[BillyMaysHere!]

I know it's a multi-brand store and not a label in itself, but FAT womenswear springs to mind. http://fat4.com/ Brands they sell include: Birthday Suit Costalots Jelly Revival Life With Bird Skinny Nelson Slow and Steady Wins the Race Status Anxiety Vanishing Elephant

 

[cez]

Originally Posted by *Tee*

http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=216175

 

[somatoform]

Originally Posted by Saul Silver

What Goes Around Comes Around

Given that WGACA was at one time more a vintage shop, their name suits them perfect (well, it did).

 

[Zeemon]

it's a german brand which produces mostly underwear and ****** fragrances

 

[cb_32]

Originally Posted by Yardsale

rochambeau
yoko devereaux
naked and famous (was wrong on this but still hella gay)
*most of **** you haven't heard of on Gilt*

N+F is ******* awesome gtfo

 

[Eason]

I have a blazer from a Korean brand "Another Man Partner"

 

[softy]

Found a new one on Yoox

DISCRIMINATIONLESS

 

[sipang]

Popular Sperm Show has to be in here