Band-aid colored shoes™

[eg1]

You say poop, I say calf scour.

 

[RJmanbearpig]

Originally Posted by eg1

You say poop, I say calf scour.

Is that some edmorel term?

 

[voxsartoria]

Originally Posted by whnay.

My poo was that color once in college. I ate a half a dozen pretzels, a pound of buttery popcorn and 10 pints of wheat beer. It had an airy foam looking texture.

You know that you get extra points for putting a curl on top, right?

- B

 

[voxsartoria]

Originally Posted by iammatt

My experience with assholes and their discharge is limited. Perhaps we should consult some of those who like to wax nostalgic about the Greek.

- B

 

[itsstillmatt]

Originally Posted by voxsartoria

You know that you get extra points for putting a curl on top, right?

- B
You should have left Cambridge before you started grading your own turds.

 

[voxsartoria]

Originally Posted by iammatt

You should have left Cambridge before you started grading your own turds.

I have my own version of the catalog of ships.

- B

 

[itsstillmatt]

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to **** and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

 

[Nantucket Red]

Excuse me, is this the express train to Dumb Threads?

 

[babygreenspots]

Most real **** is of a color that would be acceptable for shoes. People call shoes "**** color" when they don't like the color. The bandaid color only looks like **** that has been drying out in the sun for a year. Normal **** looks more like a dark brown that most people would find not problematic in shoes.

 

[voxsartoria]

Originally Posted by babygreenspots

Most real **** is of a color that would be acceptable for shoes. People call shoes "**** color" when they don't like the color. The bandaid color only looks like **** that has been drying out in the sun for a year. Normal **** looks more like a dark brown that most people would find not problematic in shoes.

I see that we have a connoisseur. Welcome.

Just to amplify on your points, it is critical to note that each major variety of turd is associated with a character, like so:

- B

 

[eg1]

Originally Posted by RJmanbearpig

Is that some edmorel term?

Only if your dear edmorel has been taking his act rural: http://www.thecattlesite.com/disease...ing-calf-scour

 

[Silverback]

 

[Nantucket Red]

Originally Posted by iammatt

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to **** and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

Fate has dealt me a dirty caper
And left me here without any paper
My bus is waiting, I cannot linger
Look out asshole, here comes my finger!

 

[dopey]

Originally Posted by iammatt

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to **** and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

Originally Posted by Nantucket Red

Fate has dealt me a dirty caper
And left me here without any paper
My bus is waiting, I cannot linger
Look out asshole, here comes my finger!

Here I sit all broken hearted
Tried to **** but only farted
Then one day I took a chance
tried to fart and **** my pants

 

[itsstillmatt]

Originally Posted by dopey

Here I sit all broken hearted
Tried to **** but only farted
Then one day I took a chance
tried to fart and **** my pants
People who write on bathroom walls Roll their **** into little balls. Those who read their words of wit, Eat those little balls of ****.