Australian Members - Part II - if you read the first post, you'll get what this is all about.

[Coxsackie]

Interesting photo of Stallone. Zooming in confirms to me what has long been rumoured: he's had a facelift. Quite a good one, mind.

 

[thebrownman]

Hey guys, was on the TV the other night, wearing this:

 

[sliq]

Has anyone seen dr strange? That perpetual calendar he wears was sublime.

 

[Nolvadex]

Any recommendations for leather jacket alterations in Brisbane? Regents tailors say they could but I would like some other options

 

[Prince of Paisley]



Has anyone seen dr strange? That perpetual calendar he wears was sublime.

I thought Coxxy sold his perpetual calendar?

 

[The Ernesto]

No Halloween fight this year.

I am disappoint.

 

[Prince of Paisley]



No Halloween fight this year.

I am disappoint.

I must have missed something when did Oz become a suburb of the USA?

 

[fxh]

Tarocash Sells Out Of Lime Green Ties, White Leather Shoes In Pre-Melbourne Cup Frenzy

31 October, 2016 13:15
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

Every single TAROCASH outlet in Southern Victoria has today sold out of white leather shoes, lime green ties and several styles of grey-coloured shirts with black buttons, a spokesman from the retailer confirmed hours ago.

It is understood that the affordable menswear giant has put in an emergency order for up to eight different products, as the annual pre-Melbourne Cup frenzy has seen their stores swamped by people who plan on spending tomorrow in the general admission section of Flemington racecourse.

With thousands of Australians preparing to dress like one-punch-assault defendants tomorrow, the nation’s tried and true suburban retailer of glitzy racing attire has had to admit that they weren’t prepared.

“It’s very embarrassing,’ says designer and part time check-out attendant Ashley Kettle. “We understand the role we play in Australian culture, and we should have been ready to accommodate for today’s rush.”

This news comes a month after Tarocash debuted their new luxury ‘General Admission At Rosehill’ Collection. Described as a ‘wearable lifestyle for a versatile gentleman who enjoys alcopops’ – The collection hit national shelves on November 1.

With Melbourne Cup pre-drinks only 16 hours away, hundreds of punters have taken to Tarocash’s famous Hire-A-Look pop-up stores at an array suburban courthouses, where any offender can simply hire a suit for their appearance, before discreetly changing back into their Puma tracksuit as they leave.

“This is not good,” says one disgruntled punter, by the name of Kane. “I just wanted to get an all-black suit to match my white Oakleys,” “The last thing I wanna wear is M.J fuckin’ Bale. Sure, I’ve got the cash, but it’s just not as comfy.

“I need something that washes out well. I’m not even getting on the train without at least eight passionfruit UDL’s under my belt.”

 

[fxh]

I saw this

Hey guys, was on the TV the other night, wearing this:

Then I saw this!

Has anyone seen dr strange? .

Connection?

 

[Prince of Paisley]

Spoiler

Tarocash Sells Out Of Lime Green Ties, White Leather Shoes In Pre-Melbourne Cup Frenzy

31 October, 2016 13:15
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

Every single TAROCASH outlet in Southern Victoria has today sold out of white leather shoes, lime green ties and several styles of grey-coloured shirts with black buttons, a spokesman from the retailer confirmed hours ago.

It is understood that the affordable menswear giant has put in an emergency order for up to eight different products, as the annual pre-Melbourne Cup frenzy has seen their stores swamped by people who plan on spending tomorrow in the general admission section of Flemington racecourse.

With thousands of Australians preparing to dress like one-punch-assault defendants tomorrow, the nation’s tried and true suburban retailer of glitzy racing attire has had to admit that they weren’t prepared.

“It’s very embarrassing,’ says designer and part time check-out attendant Ashley Kettle. “We understand the role we play in Australian culture, and we should have been ready to accommodate for today’s rush.”

This news comes a month after Tarocash debuted their new luxury ‘General Admission At Rosehill’ Collection. Described as a ‘wearable lifestyle for a versatile gentleman who enjoys alcopops’ – The collection hit national shelves on November 1.

With Melbourne Cup pre-drinks only 16 hours away, hundreds of punters have taken to Tarocash’s famous Hire-A-Look pop-up stores at an array suburban courthouses, where any offender can simply hire a suit for their appearance, before discreetly changing back into their Puma tracksuit as they leave.

“This is not good,” says one disgruntled punter, by the name of Kane. “I just wanted to get an all-black suit to match my white Oakleys,” “The last thing I wanna wear is M.J fuckin’ Bale. Sure, I’ve got the cash, but it’s just not as comfy.

“I need something that washes out well. I’m not even getting on the train without at least eight passionfruit UDL’s under my belt.”

Surely they can do a quick re-stock of white shoes from their Gold Coast stores?

 

[Geoffrey Firmin]



I must have missed something when did Oz become a suburb of the USA?

I think it was about 1983 in an Oils song.

 

[Henry Carter]



Tarocash Sells Out Of Lime Green Ties, White Leather Shoes In Pre-Melbourne Cup Frenzy

31 October, 2016 13:15
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

Every single TAROCASH outlet in Southern Victoria has today sold out of white leather shoes, lime green ties and several styles of grey-coloured shirts with black buttons, a spokesman from the retailer confirmed hours ago.

It is understood that the affordable menswear giant has put in an emergency order for up to eight different products, as the annual pre-Melbourne Cup frenzy has seen their stores swamped by people who plan on spending tomorrow in the general admission section of Flemington racecourse.

With thousands of Australians preparing to dress like one-punch-assault defendants tomorrow, the nation’s tried and true suburban retailer of glitzy racing attire has had to admit that they weren’t prepared.

“It’s very embarrassing,’ says designer and part time check-out attendant Ashley Kettle. “We understand the role we play in Australian culture, and we should have been ready to accommodate for today’s rush.”

This news comes a month after Tarocash debuted their new luxury ‘General Admission At Rosehill’ Collection. Described as a ‘wearable lifestyle for a versatile gentleman who enjoys alcopops’ – The collection hit national shelves on November 1.

With Melbourne Cup pre-drinks only 16 hours away, hundreds of punters have taken to Tarocash’s famous Hire-A-Look pop-up stores at an array suburban courthouses, where any offender can simply hire a suit for their appearance, before discreetly changing back into their Puma tracksuit as they leave.

“This is not good,” says one disgruntled punter, by the name of Kane. “I just wanted to get an all-black suit to match my white Oakleys,” “The last thing I wanna wear is M.J fuckin’ Bale. Sure, I’ve got the cash, but it’s just not as comfy.

“I need something that washes out well. I’m not even getting on the train without at least eight passionfruit UDL’s under my belt.”

Betoota is always full of good stuff. The get stuck in to Casino Mike a lot too.

 

[Oli2012]



Betoota is always full of good stuff. The get stuck in to Casino Mike a lot too.

I like Casino Mike.

 

[Contango]



Interesting photo of Stallone. Zooming in confirms to me what has long been rumoured: he's had a facelift. Quite a good one, mind.

Tempted to post a photo of my former mother-in-law for a professional opinion....

 

[sliq]



Tempted to post a photo of my former mother-in-law for a professional opinion....

I'd recommend you take out life insurance just in case she knows you've discovered her secret.