absolute worst possible names

[arced]

I'm surprised no one has posted the Utah baby namerhttp://wesclark.com/ubn/... an excellent resource for those looking for 'inspired' choices in names.

 

[P-K-L]

How do you like ***** Fokin?

Actually it is pronounced like Semyon - but not everybody knows...

 

[Brogued]

Former employers:
Dick Wang
Tom Buby (boobie)

 

[ntwrkguy1]

Originally Posted by dmash1080

****

Some football player I remember having that last name (college?)


That was De'Cody **** from FSU a few years ago. I would imagine he caught his share of grief over the years.


His name pales in comparison to this guy:

http://www.vitals.com/doctors/Dr_Richard_Stiff.html

A OB/GYN named Dick Stiff.......seriously, sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

 

[dave]

there's a medical center here in Dallas that's named after a guy named Robert H Dedman. it used to be called the Dedman Memorial Medical center. It has since been shortened to the far less hilarious RHD med center.

 

[FStyles]

Reminds me of:

-Rich Whitney ran for Gov in Illinois. On the voting machine, his name was written "Rich Whitey"
hahaha awesome.


-Buddy of mine is Patrick Ness. or "P-Ness" for short

-I know a viet guy names Dung.

-Knew a kid named Starvon. ironically he was poor.

 

[imatlas]

I once met a woman named Iva Beaver.

 

[red dragon]

http://www.poughkeepsiejournal.com/a...n-crash-arrest

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lando_Calrissian


God, they couldn't even spell it right.

 

[L.R.]

I live in the country, and names in my area are fairly standard. Irish names are commonplace, and then you have the the good old Mikes, Joes, Johns, etc.

Then some people went and named their child Abcde. The first 5 letters of the alphabet.

Abcde.

Pronunciation: Ab-sid-dee.

 

[redcaimen]

Boutros Boutros Diarrhea.

 

[Big T]

Locally, we have a family with the last name Imhoff. Guy was named Jack-Jack Imhoff.

 

[StephenHero]

I went to Walmart today and the cashier's nametag said "Serra." I thought "Oh like the artist. Actually, probably not. Probably like Sarah, but....spelled wrong."

 

[acidboy]

...

 

[Stu]

Originally Posted by globetrotter

met a baby boy named "General Lee" - that is, first name "general" last name "lee". not as in the heroic historical figure, as in the red car with a stripe.

gotta wonder about people......

Saw a guy in a wedding announcement the other day: Harold Dick, II. Seriously, Harry Dick.

 

[Rolf]

Noddy. Silly name