A**holes who think they are more important than everyone else

[IUtoSLU]

Originally Posted by edmorel

WTF is a "McDonalds"

I feel sorry for anyone who has not had the privilege of a McDonalds cheeseburger and fries. I'm saying this as a person who can't remember the last time he ate at McDonalds.

 

[sho'nuff]

Originally Posted by FidelCashflow

I was at mcdonalds on friday during the lunch rush in a long lineup. One guy who looked like he just nipped out of his office came running in, pushed his way in front of the person at the front of the line and told the lady at the counter "I'm very busy, I need you to deliver a big mac meal to my office right away!" The lady told him they don't do that, and he proceeded to throw a tantrum and yell about "I"m too busy for this ****! Deliver it to my office! I can't stand in line with the rest of these people!" It was comedy.

so what happened as a result?

Originally Posted by KPO89

So this A**hole in a Nissan truck pulls up into the parking lot outside my apartment complex(I'm watching from my 3rd story window). The guy decides he's gonna be cool and triple park lengthwise across the parking spots. The Ass gets out with the definite "that guy" swag and walks away as a very attractive girl gets out of the passenger seat(obviously he made no effort to even wait on her)...after watching several older women have to park much farther away due to this Ass's attitude I calmly walked to the fridge and grabbed one of the eggs that has been prepping for 3 months just for a moment like this...I double checked for witnesses and then smoothly placed the egg in his truck bed...walked away and continued studying.



One Asshole sometimes requires a second.

love it. i always wanted to save a squirt bottle of ketchup in my car for assholes like this whom i can drive up to and squirt into their window if it is rolled down. i dont know if it is illegal or whatever but i would do it!!!!

Originally Posted by DocHolliday

So I was in a coffeeshop recently and it was packed. The line was to the door, and the poor employees were running themselves ragged trying to keep up. After I place my order, I'm standing near the pickup area and overhear this woman demand straws. Not "may I have a straw, please," mind you. Just "straws," said in the iciest voice that could possibly be applied to a single word. The kid behind the counter, who is frantically working on other orders, politely points out that there are straws right behind her, with the milk and sugar. She glares at him and says, "Short straws."

My jaw dropped. The poor kid stopped what he was doing, with probably 20 people waiting, and got her short straws. Yet she still marched out in a huff, as though she'd been personally wronged. I'd have said something to her, had I thought it would have made a difference.

dont know what to say. if i was the guy working i would just smirk like wtf and then ignore her.

 

[Brian SD]

Originally Posted by Rosenberg

that **** would not fly at the mcdonalds by my house. he would have been violently removed by the rest of the line

also, how big of an asshole do you have to be that you think mcdonalds will deliver for you?

McD's delivers in Asia.

 

[redcaimen]

Originally Posted by Brian SD

McD's delivers in Asia.

South America too.

 

[Rosenberg]

not in texas

 

[Teacher]

Originally Posted by Brian SD

McD's delivers in Asia.

On rickety old bikes?

 

[tor]

Originally Posted by Teacher

On rickety old bikes?

And in rickshaws pulled by natives.

 

[83glt]

Originally Posted by DocHolliday

So I was in a coffeeshop recently and it was packed. The line was to the door, and the poor employees were running themselves ragged trying to keep up. After I place my order, I'm standing near the pickup area and overhear this woman demand straws. Not "may I have a straw, please," mind you. Just "straws," said in the iciest voice that could possibly be applied to a single word. The kid behind the counter, who is frantically working on other orders, politely points out that there are straws right behind her, with the milk and sugar. She glares at him and says, "Short straws."

My jaw dropped. The poor kid stopped what he was doing, with probably 20 people waiting, and got her short straws. Yet she still marched out in a huff, as though she'd been personally wronged. I'd have said something to her, had I thought it would have made a difference.

ALWAYS say something. ALWAYS.

 

[Teacher]

Originally Posted by 83glt

ALWAYS say something. ALWAYS.

I got into an argument with a Canadian at the local Verizon store. I don't know his whole story as he'd gone over it all with the manager some time before I'd gotten there, but she presented him with his options, none of which he liked. They sounded perfectly reasonable to me, but he was simply being a jerk, saying "Well I dont' want that, and I'm the customer, and the customer's always right." She tried tellling him what their policy was, but he'd just interrupt her with "I'll tell what your policy is! The customer is always right!"

I got fed up -- the store was busy, and a whole bunch of people were waiting -- and I finally told him to take the option and leave. This short, chubby dude looked at me, jerked his thumb towards the door, and said "Check it." I just about pounded his doughy little face right there. We exchanged words, I called him an asshole, and he asked the manager to kick me out because I swore and that was rude. She just walked away.

Thirty minutes later I was in Target. A couple of college-age dudes came up to me and said "Hey man, you could have kicked that dude's ass!" I was a bit surprised, but I just said "thanks" and went about my business. I have fans now!

 

[Unbreakable]

Originally Posted by KPO89

So this A**hole in a Nissan truck pulls up into the parking lot outside my apartment complex(I'm watching from my 3rd story window). The guy decides he's gonna be cool and triple park lengthwise across the parking spots. The Ass gets out with the definite "that guy" swag and walks away as a very attractive girl gets out of the passenger seat(obviously he made no effort to even wait on her)...after watching several older women have to park much farther away due to this Ass's attitude I calmly walked to the fridge and grabbed one of the eggs that has been prepping for 3 months just for a moment like this...I double checked for witnesses and then smoothly placed the egg in his truck bed...walked away and continued studying.

One Asshole sometimes requires a second.

You werent a boyscout at one time were you?

 

[gdl203]

Originally Posted by Brian SD

McD's delivers in Asia.

They do in NYC - although I can't imagine why anyone would want to get McD delivered. It's gross right off the griddle so I don't want to think of what it looks/tastes like after 30mn and cold.

 

[Milhouse]

What about assholes that know they are more important than everyone else? Do you have a different opinion of them?

Kind of like a small timer asshole versus big timer asshole. . .

 

[Mr T]

Originally Posted by edmorel

WTF is a "McDonalds"

I believe it is Irish food.

 

[tagutcow]

Originally Posted by Teacher

I got into an argument with a Canadian at the local Verizon store. I don't know his whole story as he'd gone over it all with the manager some time before I'd gotten there, but she presented him with his options, none of which he liked. They sounded perfectly reasonable to me, but he was simply being a jerk, saying "Well I dont' want that, and I'm the customer, and the customer's always right." She tried tellling him what their policy was, but he'd just interrupt her with "I'll tell what your policy is! The customer is always right!"

I got fed up -- the store was busy, and a whole bunch of people were waiting -- and I finally told him to take the option and leave. This short, chubby dude looked at me, jerked his thumb towards the door, and said "Check it." I just about pounded his doughy little face right there. We exchanged words, I called him an asshole, and he asked the manager to kick me out because I swore and that was rude. She just walked away.

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[acidboy]

Originally Posted by Teacher

On rickety old bikes?

Originally Posted by tor

And in rickshaws pulled by natives.

Originally Posted by gdl203

They do in NYC - although I can't imagine why anyone would want to get McD delivered. It's gross right off the griddle so I don't want to think of what it looks/tastes like after 30mn and cold.
people in Singapore, Malaysia, HKG, Philippines and I don't know where else can order online 24/7 too, if you feel the urge to eat cold soggy fries at 3 in the morning.