Secret to long life? "Masturbate a lot"

[Joel_Cairo]

Ernest Borgnine rules ok

 

[grimslade]

Originally Posted by Joel_Cairo

Ernest Borgnine rules ok



There are studies that suggest that masturbating at least six times a week substantially reduces the risk of prostate cancer. Just sayin.

 

[Brad]

That was great.

 

[LabelKing]

Originally Posted by grimslade

There are studies that suggest that masturbating at least six times a week substantially reduces the risk of prostate cancer. Just sayin.

However, one does go to hell.

 

[Bradford]

Woo hoo - I'm gonna live to be at least 100

 

[globetrotter]

I'm going to live forever

 

[playdohh22]

Originally Posted by globetrotter

I'm going to live forever

ditto

 

[dtmt]

So my choices are to die with prostate cancer, or live with blindness and hairy palms?

 

[Agnacious]

Good example of irony.

 

[Toiletduck]

Hairy palms + more masturbatin...

HmMmmmmmmMmm

 

[matadorpoeta]

how does your prostate differentiate whether you ejaculated through self-stimulation or by being stimulated?

 

[bbaquiran]

Originally Posted by Joel_Cairo

Ernest Borgnine rules ok



"I just shook his hand!"

 

[grimslade]

Originally Posted by matadorpoeta

how does your prostate differentiate whether you ejaculated through self-stimulation or by being stimulated?

I had the same question, but I didn't inquire of the researchers.

 

[Reggs]

I wonder how it stacks up to a glass of red wine every day.

 

[Brian SD]

Originally Posted by matadorpoeta

how does your prostate differentiate whether you ejaculated through self-stimulation or by being stimulated?
I think the point is that when youre married, you don't get laid everyday.