mafoofan Jr.
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My buddy just got dumped by his 2 years old GF. Her reason: "I have cancer."
Lamest excuse I've ever heard.
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What's your excuse for dumping someone?
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i sat nude, drunk, coked up in a room full of friends once with a box on my head, broke up with a girl. i was screaming into the phone: "don;t you get it? i love you too much to be with you!"
friends were dying laughing, though begged me to put some clothes on (i did this alot under the influence, why i'm rarely under the influence anymore).
in truth, i broke up with her cause i was in bklyn and she was in westchester and i was 18 and broke and it was right before xmas.
friends were dying laughing, though begged me to put some clothes on (i did this alot under the influence, why i'm rarely under the influence anymore).
in truth, i broke up with her cause i was in bklyn and she was in westchester and i was 18 and broke and it was right before xmas.
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"In my estimation, thou art a harlot and a Philistine!" or some variation depending on the violation. For example, a perfectly reasonable reason for a break up: "In my estimation, thou hast violated me with that lamp one too many times!"
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"You're ugly."
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