Things your dumb friends post on facebook

[MyOtherLife]



does not compute.

They aren't good lookin nekked.

 

[matthewwhite011]

This is Bullshit!!!

 

[donjuan17]

You okay there buddy?

 

[lasbar]



I just removed a friend from my Facebook for posting nudes of themselves. There are no limits to stupidity.

Sure it wasn't a good looking woman..

 

[Piobaire]



This is Bullshit!!!

Speak truth to power, brother!

 

[MyOtherLife]

I just removed a friend from my Facebook for posting nudes of themselves. There are no limits to stupidity.

Sure it wasn't a good looking woman..

Twas a trans woman

 

[tagutcow]

Lost Egyptian City Revealed After 1,200 Years Under Sea
seriouslyforreal.com
It is a city shrouded in myth, swallowed by the Mediterranean Sea and buried in sand and mud for more than 1,200 years. But now archeologists are unearthing the mysteries of Heracleion, uncovering amazingly well-preserved artifacts that tell the story of a vibrant classical-era port.
Unlike · · Share · about an hour ago via mobile ·
You, Eric Khan Sigerseth and 9 others like this.

Kevin Lemaire Have you seen the Crystal Pyramid they found on the Sea floor of the Bermuda Triangle? It's three times the size of the largest in Egypt.
about an hour ago · Like · 1

Kevlaar Seven Yeah I have! Crazy!
about an hour ago via mobile · Like

Maia Crown Williams they steal our ****, give it a pretty name like 'ancient artifacts', then the **** we hid from them, they find those, and take credit for finding them.... SIGH.
56 minutes ago · Like · 4

Maia Crown Williams when they start saying KEMET instead of Egypt, i will take these stories more seriously...
55 minutes ago · Like · 2

Kevlaar Seven True^^^^^
50 minutes ago via mobile · Like

 

[Piobaire]

Maia feels she is an ancient Egyptian?

 

[munchausen]

If she wants it to be written like an ancient Egyptian, she would have to write it like this

 

[tagutcow]



If she wants it to be written like an ancient Egyptian, she would have to write it like this

Yeah, but then she'd have to use the Egyptian hieroglyphic ISO characters, and those are up where the totient-function symbols and fez-wearing snowmen are.

Plus, a good portion of Heracleion's history extends past antiquity, but I assume this is a detail that would be lost on her.

 

[redcaimen]

Why is nobody challenging the, as far as I know, totally false claim that there is a pyramid made of crystal three times the size of Cheops at the bottom of the sea off Bermuda. I'm pretty sure this would be an object of interest to mainstream, claim credit for their ****, archeology.

By the way, Pio, the woman is a Kemetian, not an Egyptian. Sheesh.

 

[suited]

I find hashtags annoying, but this girl has a habit of posting the most obnoxious examples. The implied narcism in thinking a god intervenes in the everyday mundane details of your life is even better when you believe his plan was purposefully revealed to you through a fortune cookie.

 

[acidboy]

#italktomyself

 

[lawyerdad]



Why is nobody challenging the, as far as I know, totally false claim that there is a pyramid made of crystal three times the size of Cheops at the bottom of the sea off Bermuda.

By the way, Pio, the woman is a Kemetian, not an Egyptian. Sheesh.

Prove to me it's not there.

 

[L'Incandescent]

Lately I've seen my Facebook friends posting cryptically about how they've been betrayed by their friends. It's like they live in pro wrestling world, where there have to be heel turns every once in a while to keep the stories interesting, sort of like that time in 1981 when Terry Gordy betrayed Michael Hayes and thereby broke up the Fabulous Freebirds. (Don't worry, they teamed up again in 1982.)