Things your dumb friends post on facebook

[indesertum]

http://tinyurl.com/6wns62d

 

[in stitches]



http://tinyurl.com/6wns62d

this one is also horrible

 

[lasbar]



Anyone else hate foodies?

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

She is pretty and you're not that attractive ,that's the difference.

 

[L'Incandescent]



She is pretty and you're not that attractive ,that's the difference.

Two observations and a conjecture:

1. She is indeed pretty.
2. She has a cassette next to her plate of food. That's not something you expect to see.
3. I have never met Neo, but he's probably attractive too, although in a different way because he's a guy. (The standards of evaluation are not the same, although sometimes we forget that.)

 

[Neo_Version 7]

Lasbar is understandably jealous of my life, you see. I feel bad for him and I have reached out to him many times. I wish I could help.

 

[lasbar]



Lasbar is understandably jealous of my life, you see. I feel bad for him and I have reached out to him many times. I wish I could help.

Do you do babysitting?

 

[acidboy]



Anyone else hate foodies?

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

seriously? I do. wife's got a "foodie" friend and I get these pics of her food (which isn't bad, tbh) but my wife and I get tons of unsolicited advise, like before my wife went to milan she'd get messages and comments from her on where and what to eat there. never mind that she hasn't been there in years. also, few months ago my wife had dinner with her and mutual friends to celebrate the wife's birthday and she volunteered to make a list of the only places she wants to dine in, and in the end chose on the venue herself. *************.

2. She has a cassette next to her plate of food. That's not something you expect to see.

thats an iphone case.

 

[L'Incandescent]



thats an iphone case.

Aha. Also something I wouldn't expect to see. People are strange.

 

[Neo_Version 7]

As long as there is a McDonald's or Johnny Rockets in the vicinity, I won't complain. Hate rabbit food AKA vegetables.

 

[Jr Mouse]

 

[L'Incandescent]

^^ "Don't get the wrong impression: I am an even worse parent than you were originally thinking."

BTW, the kid's strategy worked well for me too when I was a youngster. Just gay it up from time to time and you get whatever you want in life.

 

[Jr Mouse]

What does "Cats" have a FB page and more importantly why did 1,439,407 take the time to "like" it?

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Cats/111851445501172

 

[tagutcow]



Did you correct his English?

Funny thing is, sometimes "clothes" is a countable noun and sometimes it's not. You would say "too many clothes" rather than "too much clothes", but then you would say "less clothes" rather than "fewer clothes".

 

[L'Incandescent]

"This is the ones" is what caught my eye. Mainly, though, I just wanted to kid CalTex because he had expressed annoyance with facebook posts that correct others' grammar.

 

[lasbar]



"This is the ones" is what caught my eye. Mainly, though, I just wanted to kid CalTex because he had expressed annoyance with facebook posts that correct others' grammar.

You grammar nazi...

But you're a scholar..