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Things your dumb friends post on facebook

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by musicguy, May 10, 2011.

  1. Mr Martini

    Mr Martini Well-Known Member

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    First post but i have been bottling up my hatred for idiots on facebook for a long time...

    People who post fake stuff like a rare spider is hiding under toilets and will kill you..... Heres an idea check snopes before you post it instead of passing on a rumor that has been around since aol 4.0.

    People who post obviously twisted statistics to try and push their political views on you....

    People who post a million pictures of their kids

    People who post a million pictures of their pets

    People who complain about complaining

    I could write a book on stupid things people say on facebook...
     
  2. Gibonius

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    So basically..."Facebook."
     
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  3. lasbar

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    :nodding:
     
  4. Neo_Version 7

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    How many college-aged female friends do you have on FB?
     
  5. Harold falcon

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    Good post. I approve.
     
  6. Godot

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    DITTO
     
  7. acidboy

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    lol.... social climbing cousin of mine's been posting pictures of her in a baby shower party thingie for her "besty"/bff/her-ticket-to-climbing-the-social-ladder who happens to be married into a very rich and visible family here. this party happened more than a week ago, and she's still posting pics up till last night. and I don't even see tagged pictures of her from that party taken by other people.
     
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  8. lasbar

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    College???

    Too old...
     
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    "If you believe me, it means you have to disbelieve yourself." <3 God
     
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    That's honestly not all that dumb.
     
  12. tagutcow

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    Paging Gibonius. Gibonius to the white courtesy phone.
     
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  13. MrG

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    A friend posted this with a picture from some place called the "Christian Blackbelt Academy." She, apparently, enrolled her son there.

    I always forget about the Ninjesus parts of the Bible - "and Ninjesus said unto them, 'I am the chopper of boards: he that cometh into my dojo shall never tap out, and he who learneth roundhouse kicks from me shall never have his leg swept.'"
     
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  14. lasbar

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    WTF????

    A Christian Blackbelt Academy based on the Bible?/??
     
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    And then, the lord said onto them: submission is for pussies
     
  16. Godot

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    I just looked up Christian Blackbelt Academy and found that there are not just the one academy, but they are all over the place. There is even a International Christian Blackbelt Academy. While some people might find this troubling in some way, I think it's a vast improvement over the Christian abortion clinic bombing classes. Seriously, there are whole subcultures out there that many of us are totally unaware of. If it were not for the show,, Toddlers & Tiaras, I could have gone through my entire existence unaware of such activity. FB should be commended on expanding our consciousness. I now know that if I ever become a Christian and have a child, if it's a boy I can send him to Blackbelt Academy and if it's a girl, have her taught how to be a drag queen. :D
     
  17. why

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    Nearly everything written there is exactly the opposite of the truth.
     
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    I was sure 4, 5, and 7 (and possibly 1) were going to be related to self-pleasuring.
     
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    If it exists, there's a Christian version of it (including porn.) I'm undecided, in most cases, whether this phenomenon is a forthright living-out of the Biblical ethos of "whatever you do, do everything for the glory of God", or a cynical attempt at fleecing Christians who believe Christians are inherently more trustworthy.


    I'm finding this is the case with most if not all "information" contained in facebook graphics.
     
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  20. Godot

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    "If it exists, there's a Christian version of it (including porn.) I'm undecided, in most cases, whether this phenomenon is a forthright living-out of the Biblical ethos of "whatever you do, do everything for the glory of God", or a cynical attempt at fleecing Christians who believe Christians are inherently more trustworthy."


    I'm going with the latter and just sorry I didn't think of it first. I can't imagine Christian porn. I mean I can imagine that it may exist, but it's something I just don't want to see. I'm not being anit Christian here, I don't want to see the porn of most religions. I do want to thank you for the idea however. I'm going to spend the rest of the day attempting to visualize a Mennonite porn film. :D
     
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