Stupid s*** my roommate says

[Connemara]

he just asked me to move my laptop and sit in the opposite direction. really hate this guy,

 

[alan]

Stop doing what he says. This is like those prison movies where they make someone their *****.

 

[HomerJ]

*shudder

 

[LabelKing]

Connemera, is this like some collegiate passive-aggressive version of Persona?

 

[Manny Calavera]

Originally Posted by alan

Stop doing what he says. This is like those prison movies where they make someone their *****.

That's exactly what I was thinking. You could have compromised by staying on the computer, turning out the lights and muting the game. Do you allow him to fist you?

 

[Edward Appleby]

Did he call it an "action shot" when he asked you to take the picture with the racket?

 

[globetrotter]

Originally Posted by Brian SD

My freshman year roommate was a gay dude who was the single dirtiest person I've ever met, and his *** hag friends were all hideously fat women. I came back from a weekend at the parents house and his desk was piled so high with **** and pizza boxes, my shutting the door spilled them on his bed.

Then, I found a greasy bottle of chocolate-flavored lubricant on the corner of my desk.

All in all he was a really nice guy though, but got booted on academic probation.

that reminds me - I lived with a roommate once who would leave used tissues and hand lotion on the couch in the living room - realy discusting. he had a bunch of legal issues against him, and I ended up having to get involved with a lawyer to make sure that some of my stuff wasn't taken by creditors. that was a real nightmare.

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by Brian SD

Then, I found a greasy bottle of chocolate-flavored lubricant on the corner of my desk.


You roomed with edmorel?

 

[underwearer]

Originally Posted by Connemara

He asked me to take this ******* weird-ass picture.

He probably had you take this pic so he can check his form on his forehand. He looks like a big dude for a tennis player and with that big back swing if he loses that goofy look on his face he will look pretty intimidating to his opponents.

 

[teddieriley]

Originally Posted by mr.loverman

this post is the reason why i hate affirmative action

You're an idiot.

 

[Connemara]

OMG. I am watching the World Series and he goes, "Who's playin'?" I told him, and he says "Ohhhhhhh I thought this was football."

 

[Connemara]

This is nauseating...a little while ago, after the Red Sox won, he goes "Hmmm never heard of them." I say, "Really? Boston Red Sox?" He replies with "Boston is a state, right?"

At this point, I just look at him, hoping beyond hope that it's all a joke. But he was stone-faced serious. So I go, "....no, it's a city." Roommate: "Ohhhhhhh, Texas, right?"

I'm gonna kill someone.

 

[Huntsman]

Originally Posted by jonglover

But are they exclusively white?


Probably not. Not exclusively. But many of the white, male students in 'better,' and especially the 'not quite Ivy' schools are real lazy, overprivileged idiots who really don't care. All the Black students I worked with really had their heads on straight and had some respect for their education. It's simply that there are fewer rich black kids than rich white kids, and the rich ones are less likely to appreciate what they are doing.

 

[LabelKing]

Connemera, don't they have private rooms?

 

[Brian278]

Originally Posted by Connemara

This is nauseating...a little while ago, after the Red Sox won, he goes "Hmmm never heard of them." I say, "Really? Boston Red Sox?" He replies with "Boston is a state, right?"

At this point, I just look at him, hoping beyond hope that it's all a joke. But he was stone-faced serious. So I go, "....no, it's a city." Roommate: "Ohhhhhhh, Texas, right?"

I'm gonna kill someone.

OK, now I'm convinced he's just ******* with you.