Stupid s*** my roommate says

[rach2jlc]

Originally Posted by jonglover

But are they exclusively white?

I think I may have been reading your post differently than you intended... but all that I meant was to say jokingly that the most egregiously stupidest people I could think of off hand from my experiences at some very "decent" schools have all been white.

 

[GQgeek]

Originally Posted by countdemoney

Conne, OMFG! No idea you were so hardcore.

First GQ Geek:

Now your roomie:
He Whipped ****** in Tennis (Then ******** His Ass in Bed)

You are completely reliving some classic Pansy Division.


Ok I do'nt know what you are implying, but I don't like it! That is the gayest album cover I ahve ever seen. And demoney, how do you even know about such a thing? Have you been sharing the same closet as our mutual friend?

 

[globetrotter]

Originally Posted by Connemara

It's not a put on. He was born in the U.S., but spent something like 7 years in Nigeria. Has the accent and everything.

I thought maybe - my brother had a ugandan roommate in college and had similar issues. embrase the opportunity to learn about a huge and corrupt country.

 

[Tangfastic]

I'm confused about the whole 'roommate' thing.. People in the states pay tens of thousands of dollars to go into further education and they have to share a bedroom with a complete stranger?
Surely you have a separate bedroom?
Apart from that, I shared a house with a Nigerian girl in my first year of univeristy, and it was fascinating getting to know her and hear about a really different way of life. She didn't ever come out with anything stupid like the op has quoted from his cohabitant though...

 

[SoCal2NYC]

Roomate= share a room
Housemate= seperate rooms in the same house

"It's a learning experience" to have a roomate. Luckily mine was my BFF from HS.

 

[Brian278]

Originally Posted by Tangfastic

I'm confused about the whole 'roommate' thing.. People in the states pay tens of thousands of dollars to go into further education and they have to share a bedroom with a complete stranger?
Surely you have a separate bedroom?
Apart from that, I shared a house with a Nigerian girl in my first year of univeristy, and it was fascinating getting to know her and hear about a really different way of life. She didn't ever come out with anything stupid like the op has quoted from his cohabitant though...

You don't have to, but it's a hell of lot cheaper. When you're already taking out student loans, that extra $500 a semester makes a difference.

 

[LabelKing]

Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC

Roomate= share a room
Housemate= seperate rooms in the same house

"It's a learning experience" to have a roomate. Luckily mine was my BFF from HS.

I suspect your BFF! was a female?

 

[SoCal2NYC]

No I shared a room in college with the same guy for 4 years.

 

[LabelKing]

Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC

No I shared a room in college with the same guy for 4 years.

Was he into fashion?

 

[SoCal2NYC]

Originally Posted by LabelKing

Was he into fashion?

No. He was a mechanical engineer.

 

[TyCooN]

Originally Posted by Connemara

I can't stop laughing.

 

[Connemara]

UGHHHHHHHH. He just came back to the room....he walkes in, and goes "TIME FOR BED". Reaches over the shoulder and shuts the light ON MY DESK off. Then shuts off the light on my mirror. Then proceeds to turn the Red Sox-Rockies game off.

I am so frustrated.

 

[TyCooN]

Originally Posted by Connemara

UGHHHHHHHH. He just came back to the room....he walkes in, and goes "TIME FOR BED". Reaches over the shoulder and shuts the light ON MY DESK off. Then shuts off the light on my mirror. Then proceeds to turn the Red Sox-Rockies game off. I am so frustrated.
His looks match his personality.

 

[Rambo]

Originally Posted by Connemara

UGHHHHHHHH. He just came back to the room....he walkes in, and goes "TIME FOR BED". Reaches over the shoulder and shuts the light ON MY DESK off. Then shuts off the light on my mirror. Then proceeds to turn the Red Sox-Rockies game off. I am so frustrated.
I think it's time for you to sit him down and discuss some boundaries. It's obvious that he's not to in tune with your social expectations.

 

[Brian SD]

My freshman year roommate was a gay dude who was the single dirtiest person I've ever met, and his *** hag friends were all hideously fat women. I came back from a weekend at the parents house and his desk was piled so high with **** and pizza boxes, my shutting the door spilled them on his bed.

Then, I found a greasy bottle of chocolate-flavored lubricant on the corner of my desk.

All in all he was a really nice guy though, but got booted on academic probation.