Spitzer's $4000+ coat hangers

[amerikajinda]

What a shame that his daughters are just a few years apart from that ho... "ho no" is right! Children - just say "no" to "ho", got it? Remember -- "HO NO!"

 

[Miguel Antonio]

Anyone wants a can of Spitzer?

 

[amerikajinda]

Ooh I know what I'm going to be for Halloween this year!

 

[amerikajinda]

"heh heh! heh heh! smell my finger! go on, smell it! smell my finger!! heh heh!"

Looks like the heat is too much for him - he's headed across the border for a simpler life! (And if he "goes local" instead of importing his peccadillos, he'll save $4,290 + incidentals!)

Good riddance, ex-Gov! Silda and your kids deserve so much more, you schmuck!

 

[amerikajinda]

Originally Posted by amerikajinda

Wait, so he could pay $4,300 for a hooker, but he couldn't pay half that for a suit that fits! Look at the suit collar gentlemen! Egregious!

 

[Arethusa]

Originally Posted by amerikajinda

No wait! Tutela valui means "fair value"! Market value! Oh isn't that rich!!

No, it doesn't. You haven't been funny once in this entire ******* thread. Why don't you try not posting again forever?

 

[amerikajinda]

Originally Posted by Arethusa

No, it doesn't.

You haven't been funny once in this entire ******* thread. Why don't you try not posting again forever?

I'm not trying to be funny.

 

[Go Surface]

He is so unbelievably scary. My sisters baby just miscarried itself after seeing those pictures.

 

[amerikajinda]

Originally Posted by GoSurface

He is so unbelievably scary.
I almost feel sorry for Ashley!

Poor Ashley... had to service that monster. Here's an excerpt from her MySpace: "When I was 17, I left home. It was my decision and I've never looked back. Left my hometown. Left a broken family. Left abuse. Left an older brother who had already split. Left and learned what it was like to have everything, and lose it, again and again. Learned what it was like to wake up one day and have the people you care about most gone. I have been alone. I have abused drugs. I have been broke and homeless. But, I survived, on my own." Feel so bad for the poor girl I almost want to buy one of her songs: http://amiestreet.com/ashleyalexandradupre almost...

Well her life will turn around soon... she was just offered $1,000,000 by Penthouse to pose nude! That will pay the rent for a few months... I think this girl's gonna turn her life around... now, if she can only get the mental images of a naked Spitzer out of her head... something tells me a portion of that million dollars is going towards therapy...

http://thebosh.com/archives/2008/03/...to_go_nude.php

 

[Miguel Antonio]

Arethusa said:

No, it doesn't.

You haven't been funny once in this entire ******* thread. Why don't you try not posting again forever?

It would be a good idea if you followed your advice. Also developing your sense of humour could be time well spent.

 

[dkzzzz]

I want pictures of other girls. May be there is a gem there after all, who knows.

 

[DNW]

Originally Posted by dkzzzz

I want pictures of other girls. May be there is a gem there after all, who knows.

Why don't you spend a few grands and take some pictures for yourself?

 

[Manny Calavera]

Originally Posted by GoSurface

He is so unbelievably scary. My sisters baby just miscarried itself after seeing those pictures.

Now this is funny.

 

[injung]

One thing to consider - everything's relative. In this case, how rich is Spitzer (I have no idea myself)? 4K may be a lot to many people, but for some it's chump change.

 

[RJman]

Originally Posted by rnoldh

Is that mama with Ed Koch above?

I don't think Koch would have been using a $4,300 spread. Maybe momma was giving Ed a reduced price!
Erm, I think he likes teh koch...

Originally Posted by Arethusa

No, it doesn't.

You haven't been funny once in this entire ******* thread. Why don't you try not posting again forever?
Or just abstain from posting about women until he's seen one in person (not through a peephole).